My favorite Stephen Gammell illustrations from ‘Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark’.
OH GOD THESE PICTURES
Do you know why Gamagori is falling outside instead of chasing the kid down the stairs?
Because students are not allowed to run through the hallways.
DR AU where everything is exactly the same but everyone feels compelled to make really awful jokes at other peoples expense
I don’t have any bad jokes to make about Sakura i cant do it.
IM MAKING A PIE AND I ACCIDENTALLY PUT IODINE IN IT INSTEAD OF VANILLA EXTRACT
I ALMOST FED THIS PIE TO MY FAMILY
I WAS GOING TO FEED THIS PIE TO MY CLASSMATES
I WAS ABOUT TO MURDER PEOPLE THROUGH PIE
LIKE LOOK AT THIS FUCKING PIE
DOESNT IT LOOK NICE
DONT YOU WANT TO EAT IT
TOO FUCKING BAD ITS POISONOUS YOU’LL DIE
HOW DO YOU MIX UP IODINE AND VANILLA EXTRACT
WHY DO YOU HAVE IODINE IN THE KITCHEN
WHY DO YOU HAVE IT AT ALL
what do i focus on here
try focusing on making you life and the lives of your loved ones better each and every day
I would pay good money to see this.
finally a sport i’m interested in playing
Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”
Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?
Don’t you fuckin do this to me
This is my new favorite non threatening threat
LETS PLAY THE “TYPE THESE WORDS IN YOU R TAG BOX AND POST THE FIRST AUTOMATIC TAG THAT COMES UP” GAME: DIRTY WORD ADDITION OK
Blow gently on your screen